Welp, we’ve had a good run, friends. I’m not saying the world has gone to the dogs, but Netflix‘s Gunther’s Millions trailer shows us heading in that direction. I don’t know whether I should hang my head in shame for humanity or get down on all fours and propose to a dog worth $400 million dollars. I find myself in this position doing terrible things to my brain, and it’s only Tuesday.
In Netflix’s Gunther’s Millions trailer, we meet Gunther VI, “a dog living in the lap of luxury. He travels on private planes, eats gold-flaked steaks for dinner, and surrounds himself with a glamorous entourage of spokesmodels and entertainers. He is also a German shepherd,” says Netflix’s official description. “As the legend goes, Gunther’s great-grandfather was initially owned by a mysterious countess whose son died tragically. Having no heirs, the countess bequeathed her considerable fortune to her beloved dog. She placed him in the care of her son’s close friend, an Italian pharmaceutical heir and aspiring impresario named Maurizio Mian. Over the past 30 years, Mian has built an empire on behalf of his canine boss, including glamorous real estate purchases, controversial social experiments, and one of the biggest tax fraud schemes of all time.” It’s a fairy tale, both beautiful and bizarre, and I need to lie down. My head hurts. I love dogs as much as the next dog lover, but this trailer makes me fear for our species.
In this whirlwind of a four-part investigative documentary series, executive producers Aurelien Leturgie and Emilie Dumay crisscross the globe in search of answers, gaining access to never-before-seen archival material and sitting down for intimate and sometimes shocking conversations with Mian and the rest of Gunther’s longtime associates in hopes of understanding the complicated truth behind the world’s wealthiest pet. Wait until you get to the part about cloning. Yes, cloning shenanigans! Are you not entertained?
Who wants to join a dog cult? Do you want to be a tick on Gunther’s ass? I could go on, but honestly, I’m at a loss. I go above and beyond for my cat daily, so I understand the compulsion to dote on one of nature’s most magnificent creations. However, becoming a part of some twisted social experiment with a dog at the head of the table strikes me as a grim reality. What do you think about Netflix’s Gunther’s Millions trailer? How far would you go to live in paradise alongside a dog that makes Richie Rich‘s pooch, Dollar, look like couch change? Let us know in the comments below.